albadger | The only person in the world allowed to bring liquid nitrogen anywhere near my inguinal crease

Day, what, 4 of semi-retirement? Feels like way more than that. I am trying to load the week up with stuff, so I don't get into bad habits like sleeping all day the way I'd like to. Today, dermatologist. As I am of northwestern European ancestry, and live in California, this is kinda mandatory. I got visually inspected all over, and then frozen on the forehead, left hand, scalp and... well, heck, I didn't even want to tell him about the mole-like growth down there, but it's not like it's anything he hasn't seen before. "Skin tag," he says with one glance, and freezes that too.

And while he's doing that, I'm thinking, it doesn't matter what it is, somebody out there has fetishized it... which means somebody has fetished this. And that burns more than the liquid nitro.