The only person in the world allowed to bring liquid nitrogen anywhere near my inguinal crease

[albadger]

Day, what, 4 of semi-retirement? Feels like way more than that. I am trying to load the week up with stuff, so I don't get into bad habits like sleeping all day the way I'd like to. Today, dermatologist. As I am of northwestern European ancestry, and live in California, this is kinda mandatory. I got visually inspected all over, and then frozen on the forehead, left hand, scalp and... well, heck, I didn't even want to tell him about the mole-like growth down there, but it's not like it's anything he hasn't seen before. "Skin tag," he says with one glance, and freezes that too.

And while he's doing that, I'm thinking, it doesn't matter what it is, somebody out there has fetishized it... which means somebody has fetished this. And that burns more than the liquid nitro.

Comments

[snousle.livejournal.com]

You can't grow up with a father who's a pathologist and not get a little thrill from what you describe here. Just sayin'.

[albadger.livejournal.com]

You have no idea what your comment made me remember. Or won't until you look at my next post.

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

I've had so many pre cancers frozen off, plus three major surgeries. I'm glad you take it seriously!

[albadger.livejournal.com]

It's important! I was lucky this time, nothing even pre-cancerous, but I've had basal cell carcinomas before.

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

"...and now begins the dream..." )

[albadger.livejournal.com]

I was rather surprised to see that on my list of lj "tags" I have not just "dream," but also "drean."

I'm curious as to when the drean begins...

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

You probably copy-and-pasted my misspelled reply to one of your earlier posts?

[allanh.livejournal.com]

A similar experience inspired me to write an extremely explicit sexual tale which now resides somewhere on Literotica. Writing the tale was more fun than the experience which inspired it, however.