Oh, cat, don't fly away again. My head's killing me.

It's been narrowed down to three possibilities:

1. I was so moved by watching the Blind Side that I lay awake thinking about how much football means to me
2. I had a large iced coffee from Peet's at around 7:00PM, or
3. I have a Kevin Bacon Number of 3.

I think we can rule out the first 2 possibilities.

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OMFG I HAVE A KEVIN BACON NUMBER OF 3!!!!! More to the point, I HAVE a Kevin Bacon Number, because I have an IMDB LISTING!!!!! This is from a source I didn't expect, a project I spent a total of 1 day on in 2010, as described here. I did not expect this to be finished, and, who knows, maybe it isn't, but who cares, I'm in IMDB! Who could sleep knowing that. Rather, I caper like a stupid clown.

I was actually expecting my IMDB debut to be from the other 2010 project, Drexel Crosses the Poverty Line, the X-rated hand-puppet short feature for which I supplied the voice of Lawyer # 2 and the hand up the bum for Bouncer # 1 (I was the voice of Bouncer # 1, but they "went in a different artistic direction" or some crap like that). Alas, the IMDB listing for Drexel only shows one cast member, and not even the guy who played Drexel, who was brilliant; so what are the odds that Lawyer # 2 would show up there? I may have to - gasp - edit.

For those who thought my media career peaked with Sixty Minutes II, you're wrong!

I've been published on ApostropheAbuse.com!

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Actually, my media career peaked when I played "Drunk in Bar" in that unfinished student film. Kelly Weaver Productions, where art thou?