albadger | You could just ride BART to get your story ideas, y'know.

I got on at Lafayette, as did a nerdy IT type who was playing with his iPhone; as, also, did a direct-from-central-casting aging salon owner, dressed all in black, dyed black hair, his jowly face bearing the scars from years of trying to look young and beautiful.
This is understandable, as he clearly once looked like Tony Curtis.

The young Tony Curtis. The guy did look kind of like Tony Curtis does now.
The Salon Owner in Black used the iPhone as an excuse to talk to the nerd, and NEVER STOPPED TALKING the whole time. I couldn't hear much of it, as a group of teen lunatics got on and took turns screaming the names of their favorite sandwiches. But, through the din, I heard the Salon Owner in Black say...
"I'm going all bean next year. This is no joke. I'm going all bean."
??????????

I mean, seriously, WTF?

...unless he's also the Organic Farmer in Black. That's a possibility.