The poetry of Ask Me Anything March.

[albadger]

Hey, it's March! That's Ask Me Anything Month, if I'm remembering rightly. I'm not depressed this year, because I'm taking a prescribed mind-altering substance, so, even though I still have two sonnets I promised from last March unfinished (10 lines for Gary and 8 lines for Mike completed in a YEAR), I think I can make a deal I can keep, as follows.

1. Ask me anything, anything at all, in a comment on this post (or any other post I make this month).
2. In return, I will compose a limerick in response, and put it up as a livejournal post.
3. The limerick may or may not actually answer the question.
4. The limerick may actually raise more questions.
5. I will allow questions to be sent to me via text message, phone call, letter or (in extreme circumstances when no other form of communication is available) face to face.
6. For every question, I will remove one article of clothing.

Yes, that's right, March of 2009 is Strip Ask Me Anything Limerick Month.

Comments

[bearhedded.livejournal.com]

Won't that be chilly for you?

[labeartorycub.livejournal.com]

Does your question count as a question? :)

Yes.

[albadger.livejournal.com]

As does yours. Soon, my pretties...

[bearhedded.livejournal.com]

A question's a question, no matter how small! (Dr. Seuss would be 105 today!)

[marshlady.livejournal.com]

Should the government help out greedy insurance companies?