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I wake up at 4AM, stomach roiling and acidy. After a drink of water, I'm convinced I'm going to ( you don't really need to hear this... )
It's one of those toilets with an elaborate control panel mounted on the wall, you see; push one button and a little jet of water sprays over your tush for a minute; push another and you get a jet of warm air. I haven't had the nerve to push ENEMA yet, much less FEMININE -- which has a logo shaped like a mid-1960's "flip" hair-do. This kind of hair may still be popular with the ladies in whatever country the toilet is from.
It's one of those toilets with an elaborate control panel mounted on the wall, you see; push one button and a little jet of water sprays over your tush for a minute; push another and you get a jet of warm air. I haven't had the nerve to push ENEMA yet, much less FEMININE -- which has a logo shaped like a mid-1960's "flip" hair-do. This kind of hair may still be popular with the ladies in whatever country the toilet is from.
