A SONNET ABOUT WATCHING A JOHNNY MOVIE EVERY DAY IN DECEMBER

I watch a movie every day for fun

To fill the tedious hours long and drawn,

And this month all the titles have begun

with "Johnny," the diminutive of "John."

 

On Amazon and Netflix they have played --

There's English and its sequel, clept Reborn;

Mnemonic, Cool, Stecchino, Doughboy, Suede!

Before you ask, I'm not including porn.

 

Now, Dark was pale and Dangerously meek.

And Johnny Skidmarks made my eardrums bleed;

But Lingo I'll be quoting for a week.

"A gift fit for an eight-cow wife" indeed!

 

I'm done on Thursday, one more finished chore.

Then Johnny Doesn't Live Here Anymore.

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But, seriously, you should watch "Johnny Lingo." It's only twenty minutes and it's brilliant. As of this writing, on YouTube.