A SONNET ABOUT HOW BORED I AM AND HOW OLD MY TOYS ARE

Ennui consumes my normal jauntiness
And, desperate for diversionary laugh,
I play my old Nintendo 3DS
Until the little joystick breaks in half.

But I will fix this uninvited fail!
There's cheap replacement parts on Amazon.
The hardware store has screwdrivers for sale;
There's YouTube videos from dusk to dawn.

Remove two screws and pop the battery
Now six more screws and there's the joystick base!
The broke bit out, replacement in, and see
My 3DS is whole, a thing of grace.

In all of that excitement I forgot --
Do I enjoy the games? I'm thinking not.