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Flying advice
Sep. 4th, 2012 06:30 amIf you have a choice of sitting with the screaming babies, or sitting with the 60-something horseracing fanatics...
...pick the babies.
Seriously, I swear, all three of them were talking simultaneously the whole flight. Codger #1 wouldn't shut up about which horse faded in September and which horse ran better when it was damp, Codger #2 babbled at alcoholic beverages, and Codger #3 was obsessed with Sharon Stone in that movie where she showed her hoo-hah and he couldn't remember the name of the movie.
And anybody who knows me will know that this sent my mind whirling back to a horrible night in the Monterey Community Hospital emergency ward two decades ago.
Pick the babies.
...pick the babies.
Seriously, I swear, all three of them were talking simultaneously the whole flight. Codger #1 wouldn't shut up about which horse faded in September and which horse ran better when it was damp, Codger #2 babbled at alcoholic beverages, and Codger #3 was obsessed with Sharon Stone in that movie where she showed her hoo-hah and he couldn't remember the name of the movie.
And anybody who knows me will know that this sent my mind whirling back to a horrible night in the Monterey Community Hospital emergency ward two decades ago.
Pick the babies.
