Find the right ending to my conversation with the convenience store clerk in Williams, California

It begins like this, as I take my unhealthy purchases to the counter.

• CLERK: Your shirt doesn't make any sense.
• ME:Whuh? I have forgotten what shirt I am wearing. I have to look down to realize it is the long-sleeved LA FIESTA DE LOS OSOS 2000 Henley.
• CLERK: Your shirt. "The Festival of the Bears." That doesn't make any sense. Why would there be bears in an old pueblo?

Okay, now it's your turn. Pick the final line.

1. "Bear, in this context, refers to hairy and/or husky gay men. There are a number of 'Bear Runs' across the country, this one being held in Tucson on MLK weekend every year."
2. "Oh, I assure you, it makes perfect sense, and you would be quite welcome there."
3. "Google it."
4. "Uh... well, ya know. I don't need a bag. Thanks. Bye."

As the most newly arrived space alien can tell, the correct answer and the one that actually happened are not the same.