Because not every movie can afford silhouettes of robots making fun of it. Them?

I did promise to post about every movie I saw, and I've been unsurprisingly remiss. But what, really, does anybody have to say about Rachel Getting Married? And sad, gagging noises don't count as something to say. The concept of the Four Word Film Review makes more and more sense. The concept, not the reality. Most of their "reviewers" get the concepts of "review" and "synopsis" confused. Also, I have still not forgiven Four Word Film Review for rejecting my excellent four-word review of Master and Commander: the Far Side of the World, apparently because they found it offensive or obscene or indecent or something. Friggin' prudes.

• Milk I miss the Seventies.
• Precious: based on the novel Push by Sapphire I miss my Mom.
• Best Worst Movie I hate my job.
• Rachel Getting Married I pity the groom.
• Doubt I didn't have any.
  
  And, not a recent see but my masterpiece,
• Master and Commander: the Far Side of the World Rum. Lash. No Sodomy.

Wow. That was oddly therapeutic...