Pointless Table of the Week.

1980	1851
Alice	Ishmael
Steve Christy	Ahab
Ralph	Elijah
Bill	Queequeq
Mrs. Voorhees	Moby Dick
Jason	The whale Stubb kills in chapter 61, if it was Moby Dick's kid, which we can't rule out

You see what the point of this is? I'm making a point here, people! Do you see?