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So, I'm sitting in my somewhat broken recliner, watching the Monster that Challenged the World on tha Netflix streamin', and I'm idly playing with my beard, which I've let get quite long in the chin part. One of the hairs seems a lot longer than the others - and darker, even though I haven't used Just for Beard:Men in months. And it's more like two or three hairs matted and tangled together, like my beard has its own little rat king in it. I look about for my scissors, but I'd have to stand up for that, so I figure I'd have to endure the pain, and pull on it, but feel no pain at all.
I shouldn't be surprised to find that it isn't connected to my chin at all, but is coming out of my plaid flannel shirt.
I remember being very much frightened by this movie when I was 8. I don't think I'll be able to enjoy it as much now that I'm an adult. The opening narration claims that the Salton Sea is "a strange phenomenon, in which Nature has placed 400 square miles of salt water in the middle of an arid desert." When you start with a mistake like that, it's hard to believe anything you tell me afterwards about giant man-eating snails.
I shouldn't be surprised to find that it isn't connected to my chin at all, but is coming out of my plaid flannel shirt.
I remember being very much frightened by this movie when I was 8. I don't think I'll be able to enjoy it as much now that I'm an adult. The opening narration claims that the Salton Sea is "a strange phenomenon, in which Nature has placed 400 square miles of salt water in the middle of an arid desert." When you start with a mistake like that, it's hard to believe anything you tell me afterwards about giant man-eating snails.
