Jan. 19th, 2011

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One kind is YouTube videos of cats doing cute things. This is the other kind.

Al -- haven't heard from you in ages! Was it only yesterday we had our 30th high school reunion! And now it's time for the 40th. I'm having a party for just our circle - it'll be at my fabulous multi-million dollar mansion overlooking the Pacific. What have you been up to? My dashing husband Lars and I have been taking time off from our 7-figure-income jobs to charter-jet around Europe attending opera and such. No real news. I'm so looking forward to seeing you again and catching up!


Uh, me? Well, I was fired from my job and spent two and a half years in a depressive spiral before getting a new job at 1/3 my old income; I spend all day calling up insurance companies to find out how they cover goo getting injected in your knees; my boyfriend dumped me, my cat died and I had a hernia operation. Then there's the cyst on my eyelid
it shouldn't bum me out but it did. I didn't cheer up again until I found out that "Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee" was the state song of Arkansas until 1963, when they realized it made them look like hicks. It makes me happy to know that.

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albadger: (Default)

One kind is YouTube videos of cats doing cute things. This is the other kind.

Al -- haven't heard from you in ages! Was it only yesterday we had our 30th high school reunion! And now it's time for the 40th. I'm having a party for just our circle - it'll be at my fabulous multi-million dollar mansion overlooking the Pacific. What have you been up to? My dashing husband Lars and I have been taking time off from our 7-figure-income jobs to charter-jet around Europe attending opera and such. No real news. I'm so looking forward to seeing you again and catching up!


Uh, me? Well, I was fired from my job and spent two and a half years in a depressive spiral before getting a new job at 1/3 my old income; I spend all day calling up insurance companies to find out how they cover goo getting injected in your knees; my boyfriend dumped me, my cat died and I had a hernia operation. Then there's the cyst on my eyelid
it shouldn't bum me out but it did. I didn't cheer up again until I found out that "Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee" was the state song of Arkansas until 1963, when they realized it made them look like hicks. It makes me happy to know that.

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.

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