albadger: (Lonely Lady Freakout)
albadger ([personal profile] albadger) wrote2010-09-24 05:12 am
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On Dreaming of King Lear after Watching Futurama Episode 6ACV06

At my brother's house, and I watched one of the new season Futurama episodes (I don't get cable at home). I was struck by two lines in the show that were perfect iambic pentameter, and thought a sonnet about the episode might be a good project. In my dreams, I got Bender's predicament mixed up with King Lear at Dover for some reason; then I woke up at 4am, the way I do almost every morning lately (@#$^!&^%*@!!!!). So here's the sonnet. My sonnet skills are rusty (NB: the two lines from the show are in bold).

On Dreaming of King Lear after Watching Futurama Episode 6ACV06

You came together with no backup plan
When first assembled in this vale of tears.
You're not immortal, but you have a span
Between a minute and a billion years.

Your search for your Inspector having failed,
You prayed to God -- or Mom, the Robot Queen,
The woman from whose factory you hailed,
To give you back the life that should have been.

Mom doesn't make mistakes. She heard your plea,
And no defective robot can exist.
But YOU'RE defective, so you must not be!
The Kill-bots have you on their Must-Kill List.

Those wanton boys who kill us for their sport?
That's what you get for calling tech support!

[identity profile] mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit.

HUGS!

[identity profile] albadger.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, thanks! I am rather proud of the final couplet.

[identity profile] bearhedded.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
They are crazy stupid not to hire you to write for that show!

[identity profile] albadger.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'll write sonnets for any TV show that asks me to!

Except Outsourced. Sorry, that's just not funny.

[identity profile] bearhedded.livejournal.com 2010-09-25 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed! I didn't even make it through the entire episode.

Next week is when they say my favorite line of the year a lot: "an all new episode of.........", and it's only the second week.

Irony: it's what's in spinach!

[identity profile] maxauburn.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That is very good!!

[identity profile] albadger.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm going to try to keep up with the sonnet-writing, it's a good brain exercise. Plus, I promised to write some for some friends TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO! So I better get cooking!

[identity profile] progbear.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Point the first: they’ll wanna hear this over at [livejournal.com profile] futurama.

Point the second: it’s a relief you were watching Obsoletely Fabulous and not that horrid Da Vinci Code parody, which may have put you off watching any other new episodes!

[identity profile] bearhedded.livejournal.com 2010-09-25 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yay!

NPR might like your stuff, too.... then you can expose your family to public ridicule, like the Sadaris Sisters!

[identity profile] strongaxe.livejournal.com 2010-09-25 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Very nice! Especially the ending! :)

[identity profile] albadger.livejournal.com 2010-09-26 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks much! I recommend sonnet-writing for all occasions!