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albadger ([personal profile] albadger) wrote2009-08-22 09:58 am
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I may call LINE!

Mad world! Mad kings! Mad composition!
John, to stop Arthur's tide in the whole,
Hath willingly departed with a part,
And France, whose armor conscience buckled on,
Whom zeal and charity brought into the field,
something something something
Of kings, of beggars, old men, young men, maids --
Who having no external thing to lose
But the word "maid," cheats the poor maid of that --
That smooth-faced gentleman, tickling Commodity.
Commodity, the bias of the world;
The world, who of itself is piesed well,
Made to run even upon even ground,
something something something
And this same bias, this Commodity,
something something something
From a resolved and honorable war
To a most base and vile-concluded peace.
And why rail I on this Commodity?
But for because he hath not wooed me yet;
Not that I have the power to clutch my hand
something something something
And like a beggar rail upon the rich.
Well, while I am a beggar, I will rail
And say there is no sin but to be rich;
And, being rich, my virtue then shall be
To say there is no sin but beggary.
Since kings break faith upon Commodity,
Gain, be my lord, for I will worship thee!
I'm supposed to have the whole thing memorized and ready to read for strangers in 2 hours and 23 minutes. Pray for Mongo.

[identity profile] bearhedded.livejournal.com 2009-08-22 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, how'd it go?

[identity profile] albadger.livejournal.com 2009-08-22 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Went okay. Like that review of Keanu Reeves as Hamlet went, "He said all of the right words, and mostly in the right order."

It's for a series of readings -- I've already done three, but they bring in new directors, and ask that everybody audition for them. But if you get cast in the reading of Romeo and Juliet, there's actually a stipend, because they're travelling the reading to a retirement community! Woo hoo! 20 bucks!

[identity profile] bearhedded.livejournal.com 2009-08-22 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'should see what I do for less than 20 bucks, 8 times a day!

[identity profile] albadger.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I know for a fact it's a lot more interesting than what I do for less than 20 bucks, 8 times a day...

[identity profile] bearhedded.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a lot more interesting than what ANYONE does for less than $20, and I'm grateful....

Not that I don't wish we ALL were doing just what we want, and getting paid what we deserve!