I know I haven't been keeping people up to date on my life, but you should check out bestbear_icanbe's blog, it will fill you in.

The Metrosexual is GONE! Replaced in my upstairs by Beloved Tenant, who cleans up after himself, paints, redecorates, has great electronic toys, and DOES YARDWORK.

Oh, yeah, pays rent. What's not to love?