My metrosexual is moving out.

[albadger]

I can hear him and his friends banging around, rolling furniture on the dolly out to the truck, vacuuming. Excuse me, why are you vacuuming? Like I'd notice dust bunnies.

Which leaves me with a half-empty house. No metrosexual at all. Not that I'm going to try to find a new one of those. But I wouldn't mind a housemate of some kind. bigjohnsf suggests I get in touch with "the Hayward Bear Mafia." Oh, how I wish there were one.

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In other news, I can still not speak above a whisper. I got yesterday's audition moved to Monday night, but now I'm worried that I won't be able to speak even then.

Comments

[bestbear-icanbe.livejournal.com]

Like I'd notice dust bunnies.

I'd volunteer but for those damned leporidae. Plus, I know the rent would be astronomical in order to support your lavish life style.

[bestbear-icanbe.livejournal.com]

In other news, I can still not speak above a whisper.

Feel better soon.

[progbear.livejournal.com]

I think what John meant is to come to Bear Pizza Night in a couple of weeks, and subtly hint that you have a free upper floor in your house for rent.

And do take care of your voice and yourself. *hugs*

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

In other news, I can still not speak above a whisper. I got yesterday's audition moved to Monday night, but now I'm worried that I won't be able to speak even then.

Everybody loves a mime!