If I warn't so lazy, I'd call this a caption contest, but meh.

If I warn't so lazy, I'd call this a caption contest, but meh.

There's something I could lick that WOULD be enough?

From an email I just got.

"censored censored Casting is working on a fun non-union commercial for "Tourism" that will be aired on television and the internet. We are looking for visually stunning, brilliantly bizarre, head turning, lean forward inducing, wickedly cool, totally mind blowing, WTF human tricks that you can do with your body (eyes popping out of sockets), or with someone else, or with a prop (lightning bolt catcher) etc.

"Licking your elbow is not enough."

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Any takers? Let me know. But you have to do it for me in private first. I'm not putting my reputation with censored censored Casting on the line for just anything.

There's something I could lick that WOULD be enough?

From an email I just got.

"censored censored Casting is working on a fun non-union commercial for "Tourism" that will be aired on television and the internet. We are looking for visually stunning, brilliantly bizarre, head turning, lean forward inducing, wickedly cool, totally mind blowing, WTF human tricks that you can do with your body (eyes popping out of sockets), or with someone else, or with a prop (lightning bolt catcher) etc.

"Licking your elbow is not enough."

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Any takers? Let me know. But you have to do it for me in private first. I'm not putting my reputation with censored censored Casting on the line for just anything.

And I thought it was Rags the Cat sneaking in & eating Sparky's food

And I thought it was Rags the Cat sneaking in & eating Sparky's food