You've done it. Don't lie.

You know how when the power goes out at work, and you can't really do anything, but you can't leave because you're on phone shift? And how this always seems to happen right after you bought a bag of mini pretzels from the snack machine for 85 cents? And you pour the mini pretzels into the plastic bowl that came with the microwave chicken rice, and you kept the bowl because it's good for eating pretzels out of? And you do triage with the pretzels, and you eat the broken ones first, and then eat the normal ones, and you set aside the wierd ones, and you used to pretend you were going to collect them, but of course you ended up eating them, so now you just take pictures of them with your cell phone and post them to your blog?

Well. I'm just saying.

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You've done it. Don't lie.

You know how when the power goes out at work, and you can't really do anything, but you can't leave because you're on phone shift? And how this always seems to happen right after you bought a bag of mini pretzels from the snack machine for 85 cents? And you pour the mini pretzels into the plastic bowl that came with the microwave chicken rice, and you kept the bowl because it's good for eating pretzels out of? And you do triage with the pretzels, and you eat the broken ones first, and then eat the normal ones, and you set aside the wierd ones, and you used to pretend you were going to collect them, but of course you ended up eating them, so now you just take pictures of them with your cell phone and post them to your blog?

Well. I'm just saying.

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