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albadger ([personal profile] albadger) wrote2020-12-28 12:25 pm
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A Sonnet about Not Being Able to Travel but Using Imagination Instead, with a Horrifying Climax

Back then when I retired I took a vow
To visit one new country every year;
It's been a great adventure until now,
With flights and cruises all around the sphere.
 
But this year not so much, with travel banned,
For travel brings a risk of getting ill;
If I'd have known this, then I would have planned
A February weekend in Brazil.
 
In spite of staying home I know I can
Go off to countries that may not exist,
Like Costaguana or like Bangistan,
Just steps away and on my Netflix list.
 
Slovetzia calls -- I've got two hours at least --
I'll waste it with Beautician and the Beast!
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Apologies for putting the image of a human being deliberately watching "Beautician and the Beast" into your head. It was already in mine.