albadger: (I think you're evil! EVIL!)
I am Barrister [FAKE NAME HERE], An attorney at law. A deceased client of mine By name Rizal Badger, that died by Airplane clash, that bear the same last name with you, who was heading to the capital of Indonesia (Jakarta) to attend a meeting with President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, on Tue Sep 6,2005 2:25pm. Leaving behind a deposit valued at $24 million dollars, the link below is the details http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4214452.stm. With this i want to present you as the next of kin being that you share the same last name

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, you can also contact me on my private EMAIL:([FAKE NAME HERE]@hotmail.com).

Best Regards,
Barrister Jeff M. Brinko.

The lack of these things in my inbox is a testament to Google's spam filter, I should think (though when I check the spam box, it's all fake Rolexes and increase your something size, no pigeon drops). I love the Barrister's naivete, thinking I'd have a next of kin named Badger. Usually lawyers who use hotmail.com as their legal email are a bit more worldly and cynical than that.
albadger: (I think you're evil! EVIL!)
I am Barrister [FAKE NAME HERE], An attorney at law. A deceased client of mine By name Rizal Badger, that died by Airplane clash, that bear the same last name with you, who was heading to the capital of Indonesia (Jakarta) to attend a meeting with President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, on Tue Sep 6,2005 2:25pm. Leaving behind a deposit valued at $24 million dollars, the link below is the details http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4214452.stm. With this i want to present you as the next of kin being that you share the same last name

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, you can also contact me on my private EMAIL:([FAKE NAME HERE]@hotmail.com).

Best Regards,
Barrister Jeff M. Brinko.

The lack of these things in my inbox is a testament to Google's spam filter, I should think (though when I check the spam box, it's all fake Rolexes and increase your something size, no pigeon drops). I love the Barrister's naivete, thinking I'd have a next of kin named Badger. Usually lawyers who use hotmail.com as their legal email are a bit more worldly and cynical than that.
albadger: (I think you're evil! EVIL!)
Not much activity here for me lately, I've barely even been looking at my friends' posts. I blame society, but also my job (social networking sites blocked), my iPhone (facebook app = jewel, lj app = spoor), and my uncanny combination of weltschmerz and ennui. But if you neglect LiveJournal, you get paid back for it. And I did.

Most recent comment on my celebratory New Year's Day Rant is from [livejournal.com profile] badkitty23463, as follows:

Good post
Hello there, you write very good, I like your style.
Have you seen that the president is giving away grant money?
Here is the site you can get it at: Link deleted
I was able to get about 1,500$ in under a week (I earn 50k/yr, approximately)- keep up the good entries and comment me back
Um, no, I won't comment you back. And I got a similar comment from a "different" user, also ending in 5 digits, on a different antique post. I won't say I'm not tempted to help Barack and contribute to America's recovery... but aren't user names ending in 5 digits supposed to stay on xTube, where they belong?
In other news, I got the part in the play, and I got the part I wanted. They didn't let me read for the chicken farmer because they'd already decided to use me for that. I will also be the heroine's loving and heartbroken father. No racist banker! We start Sunday night with the first readthrough. You may not see me much for a while
albadger: (I think you're evil! EVIL!)
Not much activity here for me lately, I've barely even been looking at my friends' posts. I blame society, but also my job (social networking sites blocked), my iPhone (facebook app = jewel, lj app = spoor), and my uncanny combination of weltschmerz and ennui. But if you neglect LiveJournal, you get paid back for it. And I did.

Most recent comment on my celebratory New Year's Day Rant is from [livejournal.com profile] badkitty23463, as follows:

Good post
Hello there, you write very good, I like your style.
Have you seen that the president is giving away grant money?
Here is the site you can get it at: Link deleted
I was able to get about 1,500$ in under a week (I earn 50k/yr, approximately)- keep up the good entries and comment me back
Um, no, I won't comment you back. And I got a similar comment from a "different" user, also ending in 5 digits, on a different antique post. I won't say I'm not tempted to help Barack and contribute to America's recovery... but aren't user names ending in 5 digits supposed to stay on xTube, where they belong?
In other news, I got the part in the play, and I got the part I wanted. They didn't let me read for the chicken farmer because they'd already decided to use me for that. I will also be the heroine's loving and heartbroken father. No racist banker! We start Sunday night with the first readthrough. You may not see me much for a while

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